What I plan to do for extra cash.
My new job starts soon. While I consider this to be an amazing step forward it is also major attack on my finanaces. I will need a second job to make up the difference, so I have decided to sell my semen. From an episode of The Man Show I learned that semen can be sold every 48 hours and can fetch a price of $60.00 per cup. I've done the math and this will earn an unfathomable sum; $10,957.50 per year! The down side is that my genetic material will be used to pollute the future population, and that might be a lot of Christmas cards that I have to send out.
posted by Matt lives in Northern New York at 08:42
5 Comments:
I don't care about problems I care about money in my pocket.
Besides sperm one can also sell blood. I'm not sure what that sells for but that's a good money maker as well. Now, women have a real advantage. They can sell one egg for $5000 plus. Fucking Supply and demand economics
good luck filling up a cup.
No, I just live with my parents because I don't have any money.
when are you going to kill jenstar?
j/k jen. but seriously, HE WAS BEING FUNNY.
Yes, I am not seriously considering selling off my genetic material. I was merely commenting on the fact that My new job doesn't pay all that well.
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