Nope I'm Not Going

I called out today. I had every intention of going through the same routine, but after my shower I called out. No real reason for it at all. Of course, I blamed it on my incessant insomnia, but I really just wanted to lie about, watch Star Trek reruns, and play video games. Only one plan was foiled for my day -- I wanted to eat Cheerios, but there was no milk. I shook my fist in defiance to a God who hates me and I made a peanut butter sandwich instead.